Examlysis

X-am-leh-sis. An illness that occurs usually several days before a test or an exam of any kind. An examlysed person is crippled in a state of procastination and are unable to do anything that is slightly productive of any nature. Symptoms also include boredom, short panic attacks and ranting to the nearest person available.

Ben: Hey, dude, do you wanna go out to see a movie tonight?
Tony: I cant, man! I have an exam next thursday!
Ben: But you've been on the xbox all day.
Adam: Leave him, he's suffering from Examlysis right now.
Ben: Damn.

by pandora7891 October 18, 2008

exasturbate

1. verb. The act of masturbating when the penis is already sore, usually brought on by a masturbation binge. Continuing to masturbate only exacerbates the pain, hence to exasturbate. Not to be confused with exhausturbate.

2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.

1.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."

2.
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.

by thewise June 11, 2013

Example Woman

A woman that other women should look up to as an example of how to live and act. Women who have morals and don't fall for the woke leftist agendas that the colleges try to force down their throats. An example woman can also teach said morals to other women.

A woman outlined in Proverbs 31 is an Example Woman.

by crudmonkey March 8, 2023

surprise prostate exam

When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.

MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1

by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017

Erasmo

A name that means to be a getto Mexican. A name that means to be a player: asshole. When he flirts he gets ugly haircuts so girls can like him on the inside not the outside. He usually speaks Spanish or German. He is a very helpful, funny, and very very very romantic ;).

Nobody wants to be an Erasmo.

Kacy likes Erasmo.

by Erasmo I can see you June 22, 2017

examinee

a new word...the person whom takes an exam

i'm an examinee taking my art examination

by Bobina III May 15, 2008

Erasmus

The most retarded people of one nation going on a paid party vacation to a hosting country to only work 1 hour a week and try to get laid the rest.

Erasmus people are only in the way of my learning.

by Angrystudentskii January 16, 2017