Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.

Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan

by Ethan’s girlfriend May 5, 2022

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethaned

When someone get viciosly roasted, he accualy got ethaned.
Ethaned expresses the act of clever and cruel roast.

Carl: yo man Julies' makeup make her look like a scary clown.
Kevin: wow you Ethaned her good.

by Im not bog December 5, 2016

Ethan

Always hot as f**k

Him: do you have a bf?

Her: yeah I'm dating Ethan
Him: the hot one
Her: yeah

by Anonymous? ?? February 6, 2023

EThan

Ethan is a guy that likes to bum his friends by following them everywhere. Ethan is also normally gay and very stupid and hel lives with his abusive nam

Ethan is gay

by Big dick kisser November 7, 2019

Ethan

A guy who will always be there for you and who you will love for ever

Oh Ethan is a love able person

by Mr mage May 8, 2019

Ethan

A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.

Did you see Ethan?

Fuck he's a stud.

Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.

by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020