Ethan

Has small stick thighs

You have Ethan thighs

by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

Ethan

some kid who is really annoying, has no or very few friends, and is generally disliked by others around him. should definitely think about getting a life

"Look at that kid, he's an Ethan!"

by randomshit69 October 30, 2019

Ethan

The best person in the world, absolutely a beast, need to have one in your life.

God: I choose you Ethan, to be my heir.

by Your mums friend April 30, 2019

Ethan

If you find an Ethan consider yourself lucky. His brown eyes will find you instantly and you’ll never want to leave the room. He can be the absolute sweetest person. He knows when someone is upset or needs a friend. He has the cutest smile that will leave you speechless.

Lucky! You found yourself an Ethan!

by Fivethousand4once May 12, 2019

Ethan

He is a pretty cool giy

Definetly not made by an Ethan...
Do
Did you see Ethan?
Yeah, hes pretty cool

by Ineedausernameaaaaaaa October 10, 2020

Ethan

A stupid whore who no one likes

Girl #1: last night ethan tried to talk to me!
Girl #2: oh my gosh i feel so bad for you...

by someone yummy November 26, 2018

Ethan

Has an absolute huge cock, an all round top shagger and perhaps the biggest legend to have ever graced the planet

Steve:"Wagwan my drilla, has man seen Ethan today?"
Bob: "yes my guy, best day of my life"

by Bigmanwazoski July 21, 2021