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Ethan

Girl 1: ugh. He's such a little bitch
Girl 2: ...he must be an Ethan.
by Rosie057 November 24, 2019
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The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe
I was walking then an ethan struck me.
by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019
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A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
Did you see Ethan?

Fuck he's a stud.

Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020
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Ethan Is Demoted Again HAHAHAHAHA
by Ethan The Demoted November 8, 2020
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Ethaning

When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.

Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.

Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.

Bro 1: Yup!
by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020
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God: I choose you Ethan, to be my heir.
by Your mums friend April 30, 2019
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HOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Johnny Tess November 2, 2020
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