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1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";
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2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".
1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";
Or
2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".
(Example 1): "Hey Jackhole, there's only 1 bathroom in this bar, and you're holding it up. So take some damned Ex-Lax ; lift the turd embargo!"
(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"
"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."
(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"
"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."
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sam sneezed without using the handkerchief when you were having dinner in a reputed restaurant and you feel embarrassment.
by smokie 07 July 29, 2012
Get the embarrassment mug.noun: a very small blue creature, residing under industrial kitchen tables, prayed to by tall Italians
by hooskah March 22, 2003
Get the ebert mug.Whenever a front and back door (or a front/back window) in a house are left open...other doors within the house are caused to SLAM shut....this is due to the "emberflupe" or "draft" caused by both doors being open at the same time.
When I came home from work and came into the house one day, the dining room door suddenly slammed shut causing a picture to drop off the wall, my husband yelled, "Close the fricken front door, the back door is opened too and it's causing a damned emberflupe!!!!
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