Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

by Ryan Sprinkle June 6, 2007

Elements

3 studs, also alumni of the Hun School, all of whom have the greatest abs and hook up with whoever they want, whenever they want but only fly chicks. They have the best style on the east coast, in their high class ralph lauren and jcrew, or their fly abercrombie and fitch but they also like to keep it casual sometimes by rocking their sick lax pinnies. They blaze the highest quality turkey around with cherry pie, (the official element mascot) but thats only when they're not smashing some bud light limes or owning people at the beer pong table. They also roll with IDS till they die. Basically just the coolest three bros you could ever imagine

Elements run ishhh

by yeyy col September 26, 2009

water elemental

water elementals are the opposite of fire elementals. often look like giant fish.

the water elemental is quite scary

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Eleventeen

The way the number Eleven will be pronounced in the near future. It will also completely redefine being a teenager. When someone turns Eleven(teen) they will be considered a teenager. Then once they turn twelve they will be considered a kid again, reminding them of who they are. Then once they turn 13 and become a teenager again they will be completely ready for it and all and any problem associated with being a teenager will no longer exist.

If jimmy has 15 apples, and his malicious sister sarah injects poison into all but 4 of them, eleventeen of the apples will cause him to die a slow and painful death.

by Mr. Eleventeen December 23, 2009

fire elemental

fire elementals appear as vague humanoid shapes encased in a blazing flame.

fire elementals are very dangerous

by Smurf August 17, 2004

elemental

Elementals are creatures mad eup of one of the four elements.

elementals are fiece creatures to deal with.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Eleventysix

A number which defines awesomeness.

"Did you see that show last night? It was awesome!"
" Yes it was eleventysix goods!"

by Rachelatorz February 3, 2010