Eason

Adjective, Verb

(of a person) without a paid job, but available to work

I was “Easoned” for three years

by Brandi Lynn TMDM March 7, 2023

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Eason

A one of a kind girl who is beautiful(inside and out), determined, and smart. One who strives to be better each n everyday. Somewhat stand offish of new people only bc she is a good judge of character and can sense the Bu**Sh-T and doesn’t allow others to take advantage of her. Loves hard and loyal AF. She’s the definition of a REAL friend. Some people think she comes off like a B i*cH at times, they are WRONG. If you get the chance to be and her consider yourself lucky. Her circle stays small.

Eason is the Best!

by Your#1Fan4ever April 13, 2023

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Eason

He loves Baseball

Eason:
He loves baseball

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Emison

Emison’s are the prettiest girls you'll ever meet. They are funny, outgoing, kind, and brainy. They're kind of moody and intolerant though so proceed with caution. Even if you don't know one personally, everyone seems to like them. They are kind of bookish and shy, but when you get to know her, she’ll act super cool and super crazy! Emison’s are usually happy and like being the centre of attention. They love books, music, fashion and friends. Emison’s are kind of fussy when it comes to food! If you have an Emison as a friend, then you’ve hit the jackpot. But if you know an Emison and she's your BEST FRIEND, it will be the best thing in your life! Emison’s never cheat. They are all about being lovers, not fighters. But she will not hesitate to end you if you hurt them. Or chew your food too loud. They can get very upset very easily if you do that! Emison’s can fall for you easily so be careful with her feelings. It takes the right person to make her feel happy again once she’s been hurt. Also, Emison’s are stubborn and don’t quit easily. Emison’s are often tall and tanned. If you know an Emison with blonde hair then you’ve found the total package! Emison’s are very smart. They do well in school. They have a lot of friends and everybody wants to be as smart as them! Emisons are gorgeous, talented, special, can wear anything and with her long legs, can move like Jagger! They also like soft colours and girly clothes! They love to shop and they like to hang out with popular kids.

guy 1: Damn, who is that gorgeous girl over there!!!

guy 2: Oh her? She’s an Emison!

by misskamee May 28, 2023

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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.

A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???

by itsbusted August 7, 2023

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