Erectus Trouserius

The erectus trouserius, or trouser snake, is the world's most dangerous creature.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.

"Are you pregnant?"

"No, I was attacked by a highly venemous creature called erectus trouserius."

by Killola October 16, 2008

eren yeager

A stubborn (possibly gay) anime character from the hit series attack on titan or as some call it shineki no kyojin. He has a pure hatred for titans and he swears to kill every last one of them. He is the main protagonist who has the ability to turn into a titan at will. His best friends are mikasa ackerman and armin arlert

"Did you see the episode in attack on titan where eren yeager became a titan?"

"Yeah i seriously didn't see that coming"

by Naivannas3x April 11, 2016

Erection

A huge ass boner

Having sex then going to the pool is a bad idea, especially with a erection

by Poop lord 2000 August 21, 2014

erectnophobia

n. the fear of getting a boner at the wrong time.

I was my in-laws, my hot sister-in-law came in and i got some serious erectnophobia.

by chocolate Cake that one time October 19, 2010

Raging Erection Red

The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged

John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.

Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.

by wHaT February 12, 2014

Erectified

combination of erection/erected and electrified
usually happens when a male gets an erection during hyperactiveness, or when something is so electrifying it gives you an erection.

"Holy shit! dude his penis is erectified"
"Man that made me erectified"
"That was soo f**cking erectifying!"

by Superant92 September 1, 2009

Eren Jaeger

aka 6'0 tall daddy who has a big huge juicy monster shlong and wants to destroy humanity with his rock hard 10 pack (he is so seggsy damn rail me)

Oh my god! I want bear Eren Jaeger 's children!

by jaegersbigshlong February 4, 2021