elijah mook

Elijah Mook is a really ugly person who tries to be funny but really isn't. You should never friend an Elijah mook

Elijah mook sucks and he stupid and upsessed with Fortnite and mine craft

by Elijah mook April 30, 2020

Elijah Fish

Dark sense off humor

"Do you have a Elijah Fish"
"No but I do have a dead child"
"Ha loser"
"😭"
"😂👉"

by The Gulper July 13, 2022

elijah clark

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy

I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now

by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 23, 2015

Elijah J

A big dick foreman who beats unruly employees with his even bigger weed wacker.

That foreman is such a Elijah J

by MilanoBoi June 5, 2020

Elijah Wood

Slang for a modern, sexy dude with edgy nerd appeal.

or Female erection.

"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."

"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."

"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."

by cake wax January 12, 2014

Elijah

A bumb ass nigga with a small dick and is often 4'11

Oh no that boy is such an elijah

by Tiabossy June 8, 2019

Elijah

A gay fag who snitches

He’s told mum I was on for over an hour,

He’s such an Elijah

by Jimmy The faggor July 29, 2018