Drunk MySpace 

Much like the Drunk Dial or the drunk text, it is contacting someone by way of your myspace account while sloppy drunk and send messages and/or comments, esp., to your friends that you will most likely regret once you sober up

Contacting someone on MySpace while drunk that you would not contact sober, particularly an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

Jane: "What are you doing getting back together with Mike, I thought you had a restraining order against him?"

Andrea: "What are you talking about?"

Jane: "Yeah Girl, You left him a comment last night that says you love him and he the one for you- it's right here on his myspace page..."

Andrea: "Oh my God, I drunk myspaced Mike last night! I didn't mean that!"

Drunk MySpace by miss_MK October 22, 2006

drunk slut 

a girl who is pretty attractive, but her hotness is ruined by the fact taht whenever you see her in public she is too drunk to function and is smashed beyond uselessness. she often becomes the object of all jokes but, being the drunk slut she is, does not realize it which creates fun for everyone

Guy 1: Hey i saw megan higgins last night.
Guy 2: Was she passed out face down in some gutter?
Guy 1: Yea, what a drunk slut!!

drunk slut by doesnt matter January 4, 2004

drunk ten minutes 

a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.

Jerry: hey dude, we're leaving. do you need a ride?

Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.

drunk ten minutes by sotrue_2 November 16, 2009

Drunk Grenade 

n.

The results of any occaision where five or more people end up passed out in one room from excessive alcohol abuse.

See also Drunk Bomb.

It looks like a Drunk Grenade went off in here.

Drunk Grenade by Brok Lee May 2, 2005

Drunk Dancing 

Verb
Drunk Dancing is when a person is so much under the influence of alcohol that he/she thinks they might be a good dancer. This type of drunk is seen at parties and mostly avoided since it is particulary embarrassing to seen dancing with him/her. Drunk Dancing is usually bad dancing. The Drunk Dancer usually tries to do popular dances The Worm, Macarena, Cabbage Patch, etc. and in the end embarrasses his/herself.

Jackie: Ow my aching head! What happened last night?
Randy: Last night at the club you had too much Shirley Temples and started Drunk Dancing.

Drunk Dancing by Sh00pD4Wh00p October 18, 2008

Drunk Drank 

To go home drunk and continuing to drink after you should have passed out.

Shit...I am so hung-over today! I fucking went home last night and drunk drank until like 4 A.M. I shoulda' just passed out.

Drunk Drank by Jenn Dickey December 22, 2005

drunk catcher 

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.

Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs

drunk catcher by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005