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Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020
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noor doodles

noor doodles are cooked ramen noodles you find at dollar tree thrown at a door then eaten. noor doodles can be smashed or compressed by another object into the door and then be consumed.
the origin of noor doodles happened when someone's brother fell onto the floor then proceeded to throw ramen at his sister's door. were they eaten? i don't know. do i wanna know? no
Morgan: Hey, how do you want your noodles made today

Ashley: I don't know man, I wanna make some of those noor doodles today
by noyoufool September 11, 2020
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Doodle dancer

its a commonly used verb indicating the love and affection towards the roblox horse, some take it a bit to seriously

(f-ing the horse)
CLAP CLAP CLAP GOES THE HORSE AND YOU. 'Doodle Dancer'
by my cat koodel 99 August 30, 2022
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Golden doodle

The cutest breed ever. It's a mix of Poodle and Golden Retriever. They are hypo-allergenic and they are easy to train with only 1 month needed. They love kids, babies, other dogs, adults, and just all around any living thing. I own one and he knows how to roll over, give paw, give both paws, play dead, jump, speak, sit, lay down, stay, come, play, let go, and every trick you can teach a dog.
My golden doodle is named Ozzy, short for Ozwald.
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021
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doodle doo

Slang term for a man's penis based on "cock-a-doodle-doo".
'She was all over me after seeing my doodle doo.'

'Mommy got prego by playing with daddy's doodle doo.'
'I nearly passed out after taking a shot to the doodle doo.'
by Split Rock goes the Clock January 26, 2023
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Yankee Doodle

The next logical step in a docking transaction between two males. To "Yankee Doodle" is to tie together the penises of two docking men for the purpose of achieving a more perfect union.
Hunter and I were docking last night, but since we ran out of hands we decided on a good 'ol Yankee Doodle to get us where we needed to go. It blew my fucking mind.
by HunterCurtisJake August 1, 2010
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shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.
The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.
by Jared Sill June 22, 2006
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