LOL diffusion

When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.

After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:

"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"

Reader then takes offense.....

User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"

by gijomama November 20, 2013

Dj doffe

Makes music
has no ideas of what he is doing

Djdoffeluren a Guy that makes music but only for disney channel

Martin Garrix is not a Dj doffe.

by FewsyUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 2, 2018

Shmerken doff lai

A bitch who thinks she’s good at tik tok

Shmerken doff lai is annoying

by Hehehehehlollollol June 14, 2019

Memory Diffuser

A female that makes you forget about your past relationship.

Brody: man I wonder what my ex is doing right now.
Aaron: sounds like you need a memory diffuser man

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

Memory diffuser

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.

Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

king duffus

There can be only one king and his name is Sergio

King Duffus impulse buys houses in bad neighborhoods.

by Narl September 20, 2020

Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022