Dizinecha

A common European word used to describe huge, arse fucking tits.

"Holy fuck dude, turn around" - Dude #1

"Why? Is it Sophie again. Fucking b-" Dude #2

"No, NO. Dude. Just turn around.." - Dude #1

(Dude #2 turns around)

"HOLY FUCK. DOSE BOOBS MATE, THEY ARE FUCKING DIZINECHA" - Dude #2

"I know. Let's ask if we can squeeze them." - Dude #1

by Mrs. Doubtful September 23, 2013

Diving Bell

When a man farts and gets a gas bubble trapped under his testicals.

I have a real diving bell situation in my pants.

by ArtNSin June 14, 2015

Diving

Entering a virtual reality world.

1: How long have you been diving?
2: Since I got my Oculus. I dive every night.

1: Do you want to go out tonight?

2: No I'm diving tonight. Meet up with me later for some hang gliding or a roller coaster ride?

by Kazuto Kirigaya June 12, 2017

head diving

an act done in the middle of the night. Usualy in the dream state were the hair on your head is wasted beyond recognition.

Hey mayne did u see that fluzies hair when she rolled out of bed..looked like some serious head diving went on last night!

You gona comb that hair? Its a mess from head diving all night.

by Kalichronic January 11, 2010

Bush diving

Headlong leap of young men into woody bush.

Bru, I totally broke my glasses bush diving last night.

by Girlfriend of a Bush Diver July 12, 2012

donkey diving

1. When the guy in a relationship sleeps with his girlfriends sister without her knowing about it.

2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.

"Dude, are you really gonna go donkey diving?"

"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"

by amandaul October 20, 2014

Cliff Diving

Cliff Diving is the act of last-minute bowing out of a social engagement amongst friends or colleagues, because you're secretly binging on pornography. The "drive" of Cliff Diving, refers to the heads-over-heals nature of the pronograhy binge.

Where's your boy at? Where all here at the bar!
Oh, he's not answering texts. He's probably Cliff Diving on that butt porn.
Probably true.

by tennisthemenace June 11, 2018