Gold digger

Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.

by Pussahy November 20, 2021

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Gold Digger

A person who only loves you for your money. Will act like they love you at first, but then at night, when you're sleep, they take your money, and buy lots of stuff for themselves. Will spoil their child, so that they can be gold diggers.

Linda: Who are you?

Steve: I'm Steve, want to go out?

Linda: Ew, not with you. You have a grey hoodie, purple pants, regular shoes, and brown hair.

Steve:MK

(Steve then gets in premium diamond car)

Linda: OOOOH, NOW I WANNA DATE YOU

Steve: GO AWAY GOLD DIGGER!

by SteveCrafts2k November 28, 2018

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kush digger

A girl/guy that fucks with you because you have extremely dank kush. They'll be down to hang out with you if you have weed and if you don't, they'll come up with some excuse not to chill with you.

Tom: Yo you tryna reach my place?
kush digger: Idk, you got any weed?
Tom: Yea, I gotchu.
kush digger: Yea aight I'll reach.
Tom: Actually wait I don't have any kush. You still tryna reach tho?
kush digger: Naw sorry I have to go to a wedding.
Tom: Wow you a fuckin kush digger. Fuck you.

by Yung_ogkushgod January 14, 2017

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