Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

Different

Wrong

Me: League of Legends is better than Minecraft

You: Well, i think it is not...

Me: thinks "that guy is different than me" Wrong

by Maybe_Ill_Go_Inside July 24, 2018

Different strikes

When you can't kiss both sides of your lovers face.

Hey I heard your batting average just hit 2.3! Different strikes for different reichts!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2018

different

don't be!

son: mom i want to be different!
mom: Ha you gay

by Ginger from sweden January 30, 2019

Different-sames

Used in reference to someone to explain that the subject that they are talking about are all in the same

I meant potato not tomato. Different-sames

by Mr. Dudatron June 24, 2019

Different Schedules

The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.

“Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”

“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”

by urbansplatt July 20, 2019

Different Strokes

The gay version of heads up seven up

Hey Tim’s having a get together this weekend; heard they’re going to play different strokes again in his basement.

by Desert lightning November 22, 2019