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Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.
Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"
by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011
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dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.
I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.
by JJBeck February 7, 2010
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Dickheater

Someone that aims to tease. Makes out they want it all, but when it comes to it they shy away and make excuses. Gets a thrill from teasing... but not giving.
"Lets go back to my place"
"Ermm, I cant tonight my dogs at home alone..."
*Urgh, what a Dickheater!*
by Miquel lover March 6, 2010
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dickhead fucker bitch

A title given that explains how,why and what they are acting like
by Pimparella January 3, 2017
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Fucking dickhead

A person who makes bad decisions because they’ve maybe got a couple screws loose but are loved dearly because they’re amazing and mean well most of the time
You’re such a fucking dickhead ❤️
by AntisocialSociopath May 31, 2019
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dickhead

1)Somebody that has a dick for a head.

2)Somebody that acts like a jerk.
1)Yo that guy has a dick for a head.

2)Your a real dickhead man.
by marco is the shit June 26, 2006
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Dickhead

PJ moises... also any guy who uses a lame-ass pickup line
by suicidal shakespeare April 28, 2005
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