Dewey

Someone who claims themselves to be a badass, but really, on the inside, is a secret nerd.

Secretly, I've always been a Dewey my entire life.

by Makeamericagrapeagain2016 June 10, 2016

Michigan DewBanks

A sexual act involving the use of a spoon to remove fecal matter from the receiver's sphincter. the feces is then put in the mouth and the partners proceed to make out. The feces is then removed from the mouth and used for vaginal intercourse lubrication.

Claymores: oh baby, i'ma Michigan DewBanks you till the sun comes up!

Ahsila: Do you have a spoon?

by Mr. Sef January 11, 2008

Dweeb

this dumb pale skinny kid with a half grown mustache named cody

"Wow look at Cody what a fuckin' dweeb."

by Dweebstress November 21, 2013

Dewberry

A very dark berry, also a derogatory term for a black person

Oprah Winfrey is a dewberry. Barack Obama is half a dewberry

by Rod stiffington March 12, 2015

Dewberry

Shakespearean for tall, lanky douche

Guy 1:God, why is Jimmy such a dewberry all the time
Guy 2: Because hes 6'5", weighs next to nothing and is a total
pain in the ass

by McQuack April 20, 2008

deebs

shortform of the popular game franchize: Diablo

I'm gunna fiend some Deebs.

by StuntmanMike March 30, 2009

dewey

1. drunkenly self injuring yourself on your birthday and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends.

2. drunkenly tripping and smashing your head into the concrete and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends

3. any incident involving a dj or a drunk person falling, stumbling, tripping, or taking some kind of giant leap or hurtle that results in an injury so serious they require immediate medical attention, and are only able to obtain this medical attention with the aid of two or more of your drunken friends

1. "oh yea we were drunk leaving party last night and she tripped head first into a cement step and totally deweyed. we had to take her to the hospital. there were two stitches and alot of blood. we were there for 6 hours or so in the emergency room."

2. "dude what happened to your leg?"
"no big deal man, it was my birthday and i totally deweyed last night"

"sucks bro"

3. "so wait, why did dan move out?"
"whatever dude, he pulled a dewey and lives with his mom now."

4. "well...i thought he really liked me but turns out the whole time he was just deweying me."

by nighttime multi-symptom November 12, 2010