delishis

the girl that won Flava of Love 2.

-Yo niggga iz that Delishis??
- I dont know but that bitch gotta a BOOOTY!!!
-her momma got a ass too and some biggo titties..
-I'll jerk one off to her.
-Mmmhhhmmm.

by phibzy f baby December 15, 2007

delishit

when you try to fox someone by making them think you are about to say delicious.. basically you think you should be nice when half way through saying the word you have enough balls to change your mind and really tell them the meal they cooked was really shit. it was delishit

emma- hey fred how was that dinner i cooked for you this evening?

fred- oh.. it was deli.. (watch her smile as she thinks you are about to say delicious)..shit actually.

emma- delishit.. oh.. i'll go to urban dictionary to see what that word means.

fred- runs out the door whilst still having unbroken legs.

by tiger roberts May 17, 2010

Dell

the shittiest computer manufacturing company that will drive you insane. All their computers are shit and u'll eventually get the blue screen when ur computer crashes atleast 2x a week. This loud fucking garbage piece of shit is the laggiest fucking thing u'll ever use. U'll get viruses easily, not be able to play shitty videogames due to the shitty specs and embrace yourself for a fuck load of dust to shoot out from the back vent. It is so shitty that it takes 60 seconds for itunes to load from the moment i connect my ipod. Sometimes it doesn't even recognize ur usb. This shitty fucking company should be charged a fine of $200 for each shitty computer that they sold as a scam and should be trialed in court.

Guy 1: Yeah! I just bought a brand new Dell computer. Time to play battlefield 3 on 1080p HD!!!
Guy 2: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, U WHAT? U CAN'T PLAY JACK SHIT HOMIE LMFAO HAHAHAHA

by Kill Dell April 28, 2013

delision

A state of delicious delusion, instigated by the sudden intake of too much food of superb taste.

After eating a ton of tantalising turbaconducken with succulent sausage stuffing, immaculate mashed potatoes, beautiful buttery biscuits, and the elbow of an elf, I was in a state of delision.

by ialmostthewholepost October 16, 2013

Dell

The cheap ass computer that you give your x for xmas.

man...getting a Dell is like having a sandwich for lunch...theres no joy in it.

by meowneggggggg November 8, 2017

Dellanira

"Dellanira is the prettiest girl in the world, She is the type of girl to look into her eyes and make you smile without speaking, Her friends all love her for her and for her being herself, She is a very very very strong person, If she goes down she comes back up even stronger, Her biggest supporter is her biggest crush, No matter what she or he does, She will always stick with them as long as they stick with her, I love you" Dellanira <3

"That girl is really "pretty" she must be Dellanira"
"Wow I wish I was next to Dellanira, She is the prettiest girl ever"

by Dellanira July 30, 2018

deals

Way to approve of something, or a situation. To approve of.

that is deals doggy dog.

by ill tmoney July 27, 2006