yeetus defetus

when you kick a man in their testicular area, you can make sure they don't have any children.

I got mad at a boy teasing me so I said yeetus defetus and now he probably won't be having kids in a while.

by yeastus September 25, 2020

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

Deflated

Opposite of erected. When you see someone extremely unattractive or if they turn you off by looks or actions.

I was so erected by her sister, but once I saw her, I deflated in five seconds flat. #turnoff

by LexLuthor_HayBailz June 22, 2016

Defently

without doubt (used for emphasis).

synonyms: definitely, certainly, Surely, for sure, unquestionably, without doubt, without question, undoubtedly, indubitably, positively, absolutely; undeniably, unmistakably, plainly, clearly, obviously, patently, palpably, transparently, unequivocally

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That guy is defently not a niggerfaggot.

by Defently not, March 2, 2018

politically defective salad

When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.

The United States government is a politically defective salad.

by Soccerswag1020 March 17, 2017

Defeatist

Expecting defeat and accepting defeat are two different things. Tapping out is accepting defeat, and if someone hasn't done that with you, they haven't accepted defeat by you or surrendered anything to you.

A defeatist is somebody that gives up.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

deflated boner

When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it

OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner

by LalalalaYOUFAG August 2, 2009