Cupcake Party

One of the most filthy, disgusting videos out there. Two Girls nor Jar Squatter does not hold a candle to this, if you can find it. The video involves four guys, three girls, a glass table top and one cupcake.

Dude, clean up your cupcake party. It’s all over my grandmothers couch.

by bosshaug29 April 22, 2011

chinese cupcakes

a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"

My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time

by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006

cumcase

a sexual deviant, usually full of cum

"Kari is such a cumcase."

by ItsOver9001 March 31, 2010

cupcake move

When you do something asinine to hit on or impress a person of the opposite sex.

Guy 1: Hey, there's two cupcakes here but I can only eat one. *Winks at girl*

Girl: Yeah, I already have a cupcake. *holds cupcake in her hand*

Guy 2 (thinks): That is SUCH a cupcake move. *Slaps forehead*

by Cupcake Move Master April 30, 2010

Cupcake Nectar

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.

"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."

by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

Cupcake warrior

A typically scraggly person who can search and destroy cupcakes with an uncanny otherworldly ability., also known as a "chubs"

Dont bring cupcakes to work chubs is a cupcake warrior.

by Cap'n crazy pants May 28, 2018