Clumble

A dense, unpicked collection of raspberries at the end of a vine that are particularly ripe and ready to be eaten by a hungry Julian.

"Oh my god, look at that really big clumble way in the back!

by Pooperdiaper October 1, 2017

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

Cumberbatching

The act of giving something a different name because its original one is either stupid or too difficult to understand or pronounce.

- Yo Mix, are you coming to watch the new Dr. strange movie?
- For Christ sake, Stop cumberbatching my name! It's Mxyzptlk!
- Whatever you say, Mixolidy.

by Shaiavr August 2, 2018

Crumble mumble

Speaking with anything in your mouth...anything!!

(Guy speaks while eating food) you dude I don’t understand or speak crumble mumble.

by Mydogsfartsaresmelly January 20, 2019

crumbleton

when you have too much apple crumble, that you just start going ballistic and just hitting everything and everyone

Reymonde - fucking hell why is Desmonde just hitting people in the back of the head
Jimmonde - because hes absolutely crumbleton
Reymonde - Apple?
Jimmoned - correct
Reymonde - thats fair to be honest, little old June doesnt deserve a battering though.

by trimmiganlover November 15, 2019

Chumbley

An Iranian word for somebody that complains a lot.

If I knew she was going to chuck such a Chumbley I wouldn't have gone out for a beer.

by Sir Punish December 21, 2019

Cumbersnatch

An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.

A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.

Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.

Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.

Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"

Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"

by theboobox February 11, 2020