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cryptoantiquarianology

The research or study of lost and/or hidden things from history. Archaeology, anthropology and even paleontology are considered part of cryptoantiquarianology.
I am writing my thesis on the tomb of Seti in hopes of finalizing my doctorate of cryptoantiquarianology.
by KingOfCrows August 9, 2020
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cryptoantiquarianology

Research about hidden stuff from the past. Think Indiana Jones. It's pretty cool, trying to find lost treasure and civilizations.
It's practically cryptoantiquarianology to find my socks.
by iPlayTheElectricRubberBand August 9, 2020
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cryptarchy

akin in general, overarching idea to those of anarchy, matriarchy, patriarchy, omnarchy, etc.

Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)

Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!

Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…

cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.

cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Person: You should be caught up in the things I tell you to be distracted by!
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
by c August 20, 2020
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Craptor

A person who regularly sphews bullshit as a means of communicating.
The narcissist is so unbelieveable, a typical craptor.
by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020
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Crypto-Smad

Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.
Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.
by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020
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Cryptophant

A person who acts obsequiously toward a cryptocurrency only when it gains them an advantage
That cryptophant is only in it for the gains. He doesn't believe in the tech at all.
by BeatboxHero January 21, 2021
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cryptobus

by uwuhz February 17, 2021
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