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Crunchy

When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.
Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.

Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
by Suzsbutt January 4, 2017
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Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.
Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!
by Banana T September 15, 2018
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Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.
He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.
by applenanaa November 23, 2021
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crunchy anus

When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.
TWALAIT SPARKLLLL HAZ CRUNCHY ANUS! Кстати, вы все - говно с хуями во рту и кастраты. Хехеххехе.
by Kriker August 24, 2016
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Crunchy

When someone say something that's bad as hell and/or sucks ass and it ain't funny
Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke

Friends:Sure

Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell

Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy
by xIm_goat_kidx June 1, 2018
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Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.
Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.
by NERV2005 September 17, 2018
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Crunchy Niggah

A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.
Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.
by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023
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