When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.
Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
by Suzsbutt January 4, 2017
Get the Crunchymug. Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.
by Banana T September 15, 2018
Get the Crunchy Applesaucemug. by applenanaa November 23, 2021
Get the Crunchy Scrunchiemug. When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.
by Kriker August 24, 2016
Get the crunchy anusmug. Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke
Friends:Sure
Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell
Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy
Friends:Sure
Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell
Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy
by xIm_goat_kidx June 1, 2018
Get the Crunchymug. When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.
by NERV2005 September 17, 2018
Get the Crunchy Shirtmug. Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.
by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023
Get the Crunchy Niggahmug.