cripple

an insult to use to ones friends when they are unable to do something.
or said when a disabled person is seen

'are you a fuckin cripple?!'
or
'i'd hate to be a cripple'

by 106_joN May 13, 2005

Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

cropper

when you try to say correct as well as proper at the same time

you assembled the bike in a cropper manner

by Lingwendil April 28, 2004

Cripple Cracker

A white boy in the suburbs who talks like he's from "da hood" and acts like he's a gangster. They usually look like complete idiots and sound stupid as well.

"Did you see Noah? He's such a cripple cracker! He keeps talking about how he's from the hood and he acts like a gangster!"

by RandomUsername776 January 26, 2019

Kill the cripple

The only game worth playing.

Let's play kill the cripple. I'll start.

by Hym Iam October 14, 2020

Crapple

Cranberry and apple, usually reffering to juice.

I love crapple juice.

by Green Tak December 9, 2008

crippler

The biggest, and baddest bong ever created. Sitting at 5 feet tall it can stun just about anyone.

He just hit the crippler, he is done.

by Diesel April 1, 2005