kaji-craft

a great NE PLAYER

wow your a good kaji-craft

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Sicken Choft Tacos

Bad luck piss-poop tacos. Based on sicken, choft, and tacos.

Etymology: Originating from a spoonerism common in the early 21st century resulting in an unfortunate combination of real words that formed the most disgusting dish imaginable.

SICKEN CHOFT TACOS BATMAN! LOOK AT HER COOTER!

by Glow Hat August 7, 2011

Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.

Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.

by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 November 13, 2011

ashton craft

A medium sized, very attractive male usually with brown eyes and an a amazing heart! If you get on his bad side, most likely you will never get off of it but will always want to. If you are nice to him he will forever love you and will never talk behind your back and will treat you with care! He is very humorous and will always cheer you up if you are upset. He will always knows what to say in rough times! He’s not always the skinniest person, but is usually very strong and extremely cute! All the girls want him! Also very good in the bed and never fails to pleasure. Everyone wants a friend like Him

-I wish I had a friend like “Ashton Craft”

-yeah, me too!

by Kindest December 29, 2017

buckle craft

A total junker on the road that someone is proud of. A heap of running metal.

Come on and take a ride in my “buckle craft”. It’s good on gas and push starts on the first try.

by Miss Toni Montana January 24, 2018

Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.

Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts

by superhotkarl March 7, 2020

Extreme craft

A pretty good minecraft server but full of bugs that need to be fixed.

Hey man wanna play some Extreme craft? Don’t mind the bugs tho

by DEADLYYOUSSEF April 28, 2020