squat cobbler

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.

"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."

by Manny Petty September 3, 2016

Strawberry Cobbler

Sex move in which the man inserts his phallus into a woman that is in the midst of her menstrual cycle, thus covering it in blood, removing it, and proceeding to smack or "cobble" the woman with it.

"I met this girl at the club last night. I was trying to fuck, but the kinky bitch was on her period, so I gave her the old reliable Strawberry Cobbler."

by Wes Wolfe January 25, 2018

Meach Cobbler

When you give a male a rim-job and you have to go back for leftovers.

I went over to his house last night and he gave me some Meach Cobbler. I’m going back tonight!

by Eels and Escalators July 17, 2018

Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.

"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds

by Drewypewy January 9, 2022

East Cobb Mom

The East Cobb Mom is a type of mother found in East cobb GA. East Cobb mom's on facebook or instagram 24/7 which can get quite annoying. They are known to cause a fuss about everything , same as a Karen would. East cobb moms only shop for food at Whole Foods or Trader Joes. You can Find an East Cobb Child , (Otherwise known as "Spoiled brat") at the nehboring schools, Such as East Side Elementary or Dodgen Middle School. The East cobb children are mainly thots or PE tryhards. The East Cobb mother can be found in a neighboring Target or Khols. The style that East cobb moms try to achive is a modern farmhouse style . They also start decorating for Christmas on November 1st, when everone is still in halloween spirit. There are mom's similar to the East Cobb mom which can be found in suburban Utah and in suburban Tennesse.

Person 1:" OMG Did you see Ethens mom?"
Person 2:" Yes! She is such an East Cobb Mom! She gets mad for the smallest things!"

by Ananya_Business_ April 9, 2023

Dutch oven cobbler

When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.

I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.

by ffemtroberts April 20, 2018

Michael Patrick Cobban

He is the 3rd member to join the boy band RoadTrip Tv, he joined along with Andy Fowler and Rye Beaumont, he is 22 years old and his birthday is in March 22, he is the guy with the deepest voice in the band, his stage name is Mikey Cobban, he has a great voice, and he is really kind

"Michael Patrick Cobban is so kind!"

by sweet_fovvs February 12, 2019