crotch sauce

Jizz. Cum. The liquid secretion product brought about, frequently via orgasm.

Bitches are ravenous for my crotch sauce.

by J Plasma Funk Mastah February 14, 2017

crotch tea

It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.

Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea

by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017

crotch egg

Testicles

The dude I slept with last week had some big ass crotch eggs.

by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020

crischelle

Is one of the prettiest name and have a very Cute Face who loved dogs

crischelle is loving person who loved animals

by shielamae June 9, 2021

Circus crotch

The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.

I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.

by Vastrix July 7, 2010

Drum Crotch

When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.

Sales clerk: How did those fit you?
Shopper: The crotch is to big. I have drum crotch.

by Ewhaley December 16, 2011

zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.

"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"

by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013