crippled nipples

the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.

she's got some crippled nipples

by mitchell n tyre January 19, 2023

wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019

Cripple Basket

a name given to people who are so stupid and fucking retarded that they are considered cripples. often referred to those types of people who do crack and always know they're wring but try to play it off

(Friend 1)"bro your a fucking cripple basket."
(Friend 2)"no im not. Epstien killed himself!"

by Ahmin Yashed November 22, 2019

Dirty cripple

The art of farting in one’s face while transferring to a wheelchair.

Hey Johnny, you should of seen the dirty cripple I just did.

by GlideGuru July 12, 2024

pushing cripples day

October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.

Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!

by Haha..12 October 19, 2022

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled

John Doe is a cripple virgin

by Alpharius December 10, 2023