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Mud Cricket

A girl in short shorts and cowgirl boots. They can usually be found in the woods getting railed on a tailgate.
by Cricket girl May 11, 2018
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slippery cricket

This act involves 3 people. A male covers his penis in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female's vagina while another person shits down a 3 inch wide piece of PVC pipe shoved in the female's anus then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their ass on her face and pissing on the male with the ice cream covered penis.
Neil: Last night Devon and I gave Tina a slippery cricket she'll never forget.
by Bungle Six December 3, 2006
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cricket splinters

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!
by g unit May 4, 2004
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Cricket

Cricket is a beautiful baby boy who cares very deeply about their friends and those around them. Anyone who knows Cricket knows that at their heart they are a truly great person and deserve to be loved by all.
Guy: Omg cricket I love you
Cricket: Aw thank you you are so sweet
by mk41 April 5, 2021
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Hit it n' cricket

To have sex with someone and then never talk to them again. However they also leave a recognizeable mark, whether it may be a hicky, bite mark, or scratch. Derived from the habit of female crickets who mark their mates to avoid future sexual contact.
Friend 1 : Hey I saw that hicky on Chris's neck?!

Friend 2: Yeah that was for hit it n' cricket reasons only...
by gypsie nomad May 3, 2010
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cricket drinking game

Scores vary, but in this part of Australia, runs are awarded for drinks consumed as follows:

* 20 runs for a standard drink (pot or basic spirit)
* 30 runs for a middy, tinny or stubby
* 40 runs for a pint

A wicket is lost every time the player takes a piss.

The object is simple - score the most 'runs' before your side is bowled out.

Scoring generally follows the pattern of large opening and top order partnerships, followed by a late-middle and lower order collapse.

Parking the tiger is usually equivalent to a declaration, though if the player continues and has wickets in hand, it counts as a hat-trick.
Last week I knocked up 9-500 playing the cricket drinking game.
by Choda Boy 57 October 27, 2008
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Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.
Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.
by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009
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