Courtesy Plume

Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).

I was so embarrassed about my shit smelling bad I gave myself a courtesy plume up my ass.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021

courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.

I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.

by littlebleu August 15, 2010

Courtesy Sandwich

A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.

"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"

by O'Shaqhennesy March 17, 2020

courtesy fur

The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"

Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.

by TechSavage72 February 27, 2016

Courtesy Laughter

Courtesy laughter is extended to the boss or someone that believe's they are important any time they say anything that is either remotely funny or not funny at all. Usually heard in board rooms in front of the customer or anyone else that may have influence on project funding.

Boss: "Thanks everybody for coming to the meeting and making me feel important"

Boardroom: "He......he.....he...he...."

Alan (whispering): "Damn, did you hear Jeff? That kiss-ass had the loudest courtesy laughter in the room".

by Dulaney71 August 27, 2014

Courtesy flush

Having sex with a woman and finishing inside her then peeing in them to flush out the cum

Cory told me that last night he totally courtesy flushed Miranda over a stolen bar glass and drank it.

by Evil eye ankle braclet January 04, 2025

courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.

Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush

by Overstored Milk March 08, 2024