An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF
TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"
by coonified07195 July 2, 2016
Get the Auto Correct mug.When something is correct. I swear I heard it somewhere before because it has been playing in my mind for years. However, when I tell it to others, I am met with "Interesting terminology."s, and "What did you just say?"s. I did a search. It is apparently NOT a documented term. So I have taken matters into my own hands, to make it one.
by kai satou's canon husband real June 5, 2023
Get the Correct-O-Bunzo! mug.Political correctness is basically the reason why half of all jokes are "oFfEnSiVe" or something. I couldn't care less if you called me a pig (I'm a cop after all) but some 14 year old white girl on Twitter will get offended for me. Actually, that won't happen because political correctness has single-handedly caused cops to he hated on Twitter. People who follow political correctness also tend to be racist towards white people for whatever reason.
Synonyms: Bullshit, Annoying, Stupid
Synonyms: Bullshit, Annoying, Stupid
"Hey, did you know that Jessica follows political correctness now?"
"Yeah, didn't she cancel someone for being white?"
"Yup"
"Yeah, didn't she cancel someone for being white?"
"Yup"
by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022
Get the Political Correctness mug.Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!
by crackamalibu December 30, 2010
Get the Thumb Correctional Facility mug.Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."
Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."
My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.
Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."
My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.
by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019
Get the Auto-Correctaled mug.Used instead of "yes" to avoid the appearance of agreement with a speaker who is spitting hot fire in breach of decorum.
Josh: "I think we should really start answering yes-no questions with a simple 'yes' or 'no'."
Steve: "Correct."
Steve: "Correct."
by Quickizzle June 9, 2018
Get the Correct mug.If not for this absurdist fillbuster and the veil of silence around it that allows it to persist... This WOULD take about 10 minutes.
Hym "Correct! Thank you! I have been saying that for YEARS! I said it would take 15 seconds but yeah about 10 minutes is all it would take. MY THING... Is...
👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."
👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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