Council of Andrews

The divine order of all Andrews, bound together by fate and power. To speak the name is to summon loyalty, strength, and destiny itself. Scholars fear it. Governments can’t stop it. Mothers instinctively name their sons Andrew so they may one day join the ranks.

Learn more about the Drew World Order at AndrewsOnly.com

“Before the Council of Andrews, I was invisible. After joining, I landed a promotion, doubled my income, grew a beard in a week, and strangers started calling me "sir". The Council doesn’t just change your life — it declares who you were always meant to be.”
-Andrew

by CouncilofAndrews August 22, 2025

Council

A formal gathering of "C" words.

Examples - some, all or none may apply.

People : Councillors, colleagues, comrades, cronies, contacts, criminals, cretins, crooks.

Results:: Committees, contracts, collusion, coercion, corruption, commissions, crime, cash, cover-ups.

This Council is composed of a collection of corrupt crooks.

by upyaws September 30, 2025

Council Clarinet

Usually a neon-colored, lithium-powered pacifier for the economically or socially challenged. It is a disposable vape (usually Blue Razz Lemonade or Watermelon Ice) permanently glued to the hand of a tracksuit-clad youth, dole pole dosser or a single mum with Jaden, Kayden and Lilly Mae in tow.

Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.

"Walked past the bus stop and got absolutely blinded by a cloud of 'Cotton Candy Ice'. There was a gaggle of year 8s in North Face puffers, all aggressively playing the council clarinet."

by Classic Ghostie December 8, 2025

Council™

A Group Or Friends/Mandem

"I introduce you to my Council™."

by councillorism January 21, 2026

man council

When a group of men call a meeting to discussing their manliness.

Man council member: I just got laid

Man council DJ plays "Now you're a man a manly manly man"

by KingArnold November 21, 2013

war counciler

The second in comand and adviser for the leader of the organization or gang

Hey , you think we can go hit up the block where my enemy stay at the boss aint in town, I dont know. We gotta tell that to the war counciler about that.

by Tequileroboii97 October 19, 2017

Higher Council

The Higher Council is a group of powerful beings, their job being to keep the universe in check. They are composed of the Groogleman, Elder Steave, and the Spirit of Deerpark.

The Higher Council made that ritual forbidden

by TheOnlyTruthSeeker November 16, 2020