coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

coochy coo

Endearing term

Ooh, coochy coo, here's looking at yoo, kidoo.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Coochy Critters

Crotch dwelling creatures found in the vainga of a women.

Damn, it smells, but you also got coochy Critters!!!

by kiwi May 7, 2004

coochie carnage

to hit a woman in her area between her legs while running

this girl pissed me off so i unleashed some coochie carnage on her

by nukedawhales August 29, 2010

Coochie bandit

@spewn on Instagram he steals all the coochie

Yo might wanna watch out heard the coochie bandit is around

by Yung.danks December 4, 2019

coochie duster

a Goateee

Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

coochie confetti

The bits of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes, usually due to cheap toilet paper.

"when I went for a dive in the bushes, I choked on some coochie confetti!"

by fukifino April 12, 2009