Contact Die

walking into the shitstorm that is either cinematic torture or auditory rape.

I went to my friends house the other day and they were watching the Hannah Montana moive and I got a contact die

by Mr. Squee July 27, 2009

Contact Change

When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic.

"She totally wants him, she contact changed from Jackie to I want Jackie's sexy bod".

by LyanRach July 27, 2009

Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

n-eye-pple contact

eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.

person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.

person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact

by brickgerman October 21, 2019

Pre-marital eye contact

a sin.

John: Jessica and I made pre-marital eye contact last night😫

Jim: She's a witch! Send her to the trials!

by hidinginestrogen June 19, 2021

Private security contractor

See mercenary.

Private security contractor, ex-military, high level commandos, trained with U.S. taxpayer dollars, who have opted to work for a contracting firm at much larger salaries than regular military and be free of the restraints and regimentation of an actual military organization, while performing work traditionally done by actual military units such as the Navy Seals, etc.

by RustyCannon January 1, 2010

contractor scum

Those that work less hours, with less committment, but get double the pay of full time employees.

Found invariably in the IT industry, but can exist anywhere.

Someone who uses the knowledge that a business needs to recruit quickly and cannot wait to hire a proper person... contractor scum steps in.

by James Westy March 26, 2008