Congradafuckinlations

A Term used when one does something very idiotic or stupid. Can also be used when expressing great joy when telling someone congradulations for something good. Or when using sarcasm when one states something dumb. Congradulations and Fuck! combinded

Mom: i had my baby!
Sister: Wow congradafuckinlations!!!

by D. Noxx Saisi January 2, 2009

Congragafuckalations

Congratulations but sarsatic,
used by girls in PMS

Nerd boy:" Hey! I just beat gutair hero on expert!"
PMS girl: "Congragafuckalations."
Nerd boy: 0.o *walks away slowly

by Osullivan May 16, 2009

Central Pork

The act of having anonymous sex in central park.

Brian: I'm going to get some central pork tonight, you in?
Ky: No thanks, I like to keep kosher.

by Jewnersey January 26, 2010

North Central high school

North Central high school is in Indianapolis, Indiana. It has a great education program. The classes are tough, but the students do really well in college. It’s really diverse with a 67% minority enrollment. Some of the teachers are kind of wacko but it’s fine. There’s many different types of people so it’s easy to make the right friends. Unlike its rival Carmel High School the students are chill and not judgmental. There are fights almost daily which is kind of entertaining. The best part of North Central is the football games.

North Central high school is infinitely better than Carmel High School

by lifeiswheeeeee August 31, 2019

Congrasturbate

a simple self gesture in which one congratulates themselves by giving them a well deserved jack-off after some great accomplishment.

Paul, "now that i have finished my nursing degree, i am going to congrasturbate in my room for a week!"

God, "you deserve it man!"

by anthrax820 February 13, 2010

Central Pahk

sin·trul pak

Noun:
A public park in central Manhattan, New York City.

Interjection:
used to express general positive sentiment/agreement.

"Ah, Central Pahk!"

by Kloet March 22, 2017

emergency contraception

Emergency contraception is a birth control pill that is effective within 72 hours of unprotected sex; the sooner the better. More dosage would be required in order for EC to work if taken later.

More than 300,000 women are sexually assaulted each year in the US. Of these an estimated 25,000 will become pregnant as a result. About 22,000 of these pregnancies could be prevented if all women who were raped had easy access to emergency contraception.

Despite its great potential to significantly lower unwanted pregnancies, which would lower abortion, it has been rejected by the FDA due to pro-life pressure, using limited studies conducted for 11 to 12-year-old girls as an excuse; less than 6% of pre-teen girls in America have or start their periods, making pregnancy impossible whatsoever. It should be noted that ther is no pro-life group in America who promotes birth control, which would significantly lower number of abortions.

It is better known as EC, Plan B or Morning-after Pill, a misnomer since it can be taken immediately after sexual intercourse, not necessarily the morning after. Some pro-lifers try to label this as an abortion pill or abortifacient. It is not. If the fertilized egg is already implanted, which is the beginning of pregnancy, EC would not work.

Emergency contraception would really contribute to low number of unwanted pregnancies, but its access to American women has been made difficult due to political pressure. Instead of appointing a medical expert to the FDA, Bush chose to appoint a voluntary professor at University of Kentucky, solely because he was pro-life. Ladies, stand up for yourself!

by Kenny McCor June 26, 2006