Candlejack

Candlejack is some kind of retarded meme spouted by the idiot masses that are 4chan. It comes from this ancient TV show, Freakazoid, that should really just be forgotte

I think "Andlejack-cay" should be safe, right? I mean, it's not like Candlejack understands Pig Lati

by Mr. Baggy Trousers January 15, 2009

Condensed Milk

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006

condescending prick

Me: reference to me = David Davis. Sales person whom belittles those he does not respect

David Davis was a condescending prick to today!

by Prick July 14, 2003

coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007

codleflopping

were the cock is floppy arter cumming but the guy keeps going (codle flop sex

eeeeew did you hear about ali codleflopping hannah!

by Savill November 4, 2011

Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.

Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.

by MBBart October 16, 2015