Comment Attention Whore

A person who comments on a post and doesn't feel like their post got enough praise, thus comments again for people to notice them.

Joe Blow is feeling sad
Douche: cuz your gf dumped you? haha.
Jill: Feel better!
Larry: Cheer up dude!
Douche: get a life loser!
Hilary: Wow Douche, screw off you comment attention whore. Where do you find these assholes Joe?

by Studwalker November 26, 2009

No comment

It means yes

Young Nigga: you tryna get nutted on?
Homosapien: No comment

by Jack Me Coff January 14, 2018

Commercial

(N.) Annoying advertisements between TV shows.

Celebrity Counsel of Commerical Assholes-
1. Jim, the Snapple Guy (Boo!)
2. The "Can you Hear Me Now?" Guy (Boo!)
3. The Sprint Wireless Detective (he's okay.)
4. The "Where's the Beef?" old Lady (now dead!)
5. Judge Reinhold (your honor...)
6. The DiGourno's Delivery Boy (sucks)
7. That God damn AFLAC Duck! (the guy who does the voice of Iago the Parrot in Aladdin)
8. That Insipid 7UP Guy! (I hate him!)
9. The original 7UP Guy! (orlando jones)
10. That damn dancing dnL Leprachaun! (Boo!)

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Carl's Jr commercials

Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.

There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.

by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005

comemedian

Someone who obnoxiously overuses internet memes in real life to mask the fact that he/she is not actually funny.

Jon the comemedian walks through the door.
Jon: ME GUSTA!
Me: Okay. We get it. You're into fucking memes.

by imfondofkenya April 17, 2011

commercial

A very annoying thing that happens on TV when trying to watch your program. Used for advertising retarded products but really meant to piss you off. Once in a while, the commercial will actually advertise something useful instead of something like "Pixos".

Tom : I got so pissed off at the commercial, I just turned off the TV and started smashing bricks.

Rick : Just try watching infomercials.

by MSooRi May 20, 2009

commercialing

When commercials are playing between a race, game or show.

redneck yell Hey Jimbo, is that race back on yet? nope its still commercialing

by dooad November 26, 2010