Comic-Cough

Comic-Cough is a fast spreading air born virus, that is transmitted throughout thousands of San Diego Comic-Con attendees every year. The origins of this virus are still unknown to this day. However it is speculated that it only effects the young, and 20-30+ y/o basement dwelling virgins, as their immune systems are not capable of fighting off even the simplest common house mold.

Comic-Cough is a virus similar to the para-influenza virus, and the common chest cold. It was originally diagnosed as a form of tracheobronchitis, but was later filed as an "unclassified" human illness. This unpublicized status has allowed the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) to deny it's existence to this day.

Clinical signs of infections occur 2-14 days after exposure, and if uncomplicated with other agents, or bacteria, symptoms will last around 10 days.

Infected: I just shook Wil Wheaton's hand!

Uninfected: Get the hell away from me, you know that Spock sucker has Comic-Cough right?

Example 2:

Uninfected 1: Hey, did you hear?

Uninfected 2: About what?

Uninfected 1: Joss Whedon has discovered a cure for Comic-Cough!

Uninfected 2: Merciful Zeus!

by The Barn Shark July 28, 2010

The Fog is Coming.

T ̙̖̝̰͔͉̱̝̲̼̤̈́ḩ̶̛̛̲͓͖͕͉͍̟̣̙̦̼̀̓̋͒̄̅̒ͅͅę̶̺̹͎̩̟̲͎̦̺̜̦̣̜͗́̓̀͒ ̴͎̲̭̺̲̙̒̽̋̽̑̆̓̕f ̫͍̯̥̞̽͐̈o̵͙̲̙͚̗͚͗g ̧͙͖̼̮̄̾́͒̀́̎̎̈́̍ ̵̛̤̪͓̲͑̈́̈́͂͂̍̚͝ͅi̴͎͚̪̫̤̼͊s ̨̨͈̺̝̘̲͇̱̻̣̒̄̀̑̊̿̔̏́́̽̔͗̌ ̧̤́̀̒͐̽̀̇̕͘͘͝c̴̼͔͑͆̐̽͂͐̽̅̕͠o̵̬̝͇̻͓̳̥͔̪̊̌ͅm̶̨̦̖̰͈̮̖̘͇̀͜͠ͅi ̨̡̥̙̘̲̝̭̙͎̗̩̋̀̈́̅̎̿̍̋͌͋n̶̛̙͓̺̦͚̜͎̹̥̮̖̝̐̒͛̃̑̃̋͒͂̏̕͠ǵ̴͈͎͎͕̦͈̭͎̙͙̤̗͔̪̃̿̈́̓͗̓͘. ̨̟͙̰͓̬̩͌͗͋͛͐̀̂̓͌̿̓̕ ̫͈̠̲̭̲͇̮̗̀͊̀̓͂͊̏̈́̔̾̄̒̎L̵̨̨̞̹͉͉̦̣̺̃̍̔̾̋͑̇̑̂͗̾̆͋̿ě̶̢͕̭̯̭͔͙͔̀̋̓͒̆͆͒̚̕͘t̶̨̖̫͕̭̬̩̣̱̥̅̊͊́͑̓̃̐͝ ̭̏̓̄̃͊̎̎̈̍̏͘i ̢̛̝̣̟̙̜̣͍̙̾̓̂͗́̀̌̑́t̶̞͓̳̱̣̫̰͙̹͐̈́̀̍̉͋̂͒̔͘͝͠ ̳̃͊c ͖͕̠̫͉͔̻͛̿̄̆̃̓̍̐ͅo ͚͍̣̗̼̻̝̪̼̺̱̭̝̻̮̾͌̍̃̊̓̇̍͠n ̳̠̠́̒̍̓̃̾s ̧̡̡͇̪͕̳͌̑̾͌͆̆̐͛͜͠u ͎̳͓͇̝̣̲̲̪̹̫̩̮͘m ̧̙̤̠̩̦͖̦̈͑͛́͒̓͛́̂̽̇͘͝ḙ̴̙͗̈́̓̉̑́̅̉̀ ̛͎͔̮͎͊̀̇̈́̓̍̊̃͑͊̋͠ỵ̶̢̡̼̥̤̽͌̅͐͝ó̴̢̦̥̼̲̞̼̹u̵̡͚̎̀. ̡̛̻̳̝̥̩̙̮̻̫̩̌̀̒̌͊͆̽͆̀̈̃͘ ̵̺̻̻̍̔͊Ý̵̨͙͈̰̯̠̭̲̲͚̗̰̗̤̙̔̀̂͑̄͒̆͊̚̕ǫ̶̛̛͙̯͚͉̘̲̰̪̗̗̼̬̺̅̈́͐̊̑̔̅͋̎̒̽̕ṵ̵̢͙͓̟͎̪̱̗͔͕͎̥̈̈́̊̚͜͝ͅ ̵̡̢̡̫̥̲̣͚͙̳͌̉̔͘͝ͅͅw̴̡̛̹̿͊̾̒̌̌̋͊̀͆͘i̴̧̟͍̯̪̼̙̟̞̙͛̆̾̇͌̈́͘͠͝ĺ̴̝̼̹̣̬̳̹̘l ̛̛̹̒̂̐͑͛͒ ̵̭̞͔͋͂̆̅̑b̴̧͇̭͙͒͒͑̃̎͒͋̂͗͑͒͠e̵̥̪͂̊̈́͂͘ ̴̛̛̬̦̝̑̆̏̽̆̆̈́̒̀̓̑̍͜͝a ̧̟̗̯͚̺̭̬̪̝̟̤͒͑̀̋̕͜͠͝͝t ̰̌͌̎͑̑̉̿́̕ ̴̡̡̖̞̲̭̘̺͚̮͍̂́̊̅̔̅́͊̿ͅp̵̧̧̨̜̖̥̠̣̺̖̣̒͐̆̍̈́͑̔͜è̶̬̳̯̗̬̬͔̜̭̪͇̮̼̳̎̈́̊͌̂͊̿̊ã̴̡̤̮͚̖̥̜̈́̑́̀̌̎̿̓̓̎͛̈́c ̼̀͐͋̇̐̿͘e ̧̢͚̹̱͔̱͍͙̂̀́̈̋̎̀̎̽͝͠.̶͖̃̍̃̐́̀̈́͑̃̓͊͊̋͌̕

Person 1: Hey dude!

"Person" 2: The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.

Person 1: I really need to stop talking to you.

by [BIG SHOT] May 29, 2022

coming in hot

To arrive at a point/location in an uncontrolled manner and often with excessive speed. In certain situations, this can also involve the use of a weapon of some sort.

Guy A: James made an ass of himself at Dick's party last night.
Guy B: Why's that?
Guy A: Ahh, he saw this group of hott females and decided he wanted to make a go at them.
Guy B: Yeah.
Guy A: Well, he got so geeked up that he ended up coming in hot, knocked over a bunch of shit, and pissed the girls off. They cursed him out and left the scene.


The S.W.A.T. team was coming in hot as they put several bullets into each one of our hostage takers, as well as an innocent bystander. Hey, at least it wasn't me.

by Wang Newton March 4, 2009

DC Comics

One of the largest and greatest comic companies in the world, and is Marvel's rival. People say DC is trash because Marvel has a better cinematic universe, but Dc is better in every other category. People also say that Dc rips off characters from Marvel but Marvel did the same thing. No One is innocent. But gotta love Marvel too. But Dc is sovereign.

Person 1: Hey which superhero universe is Batman from?
Person 2: Why, DC Comics of course! It shits on Marvel. But , Marvel fanboys get cocky because the MCU is better than the DCEU. But DC makes better everything else. Go DC!
Person 1: Alright! Go Dc!

by Hoodrat27 June 9, 2019

Comic Sans

Overused beyond credibility within webpages, MSN and other IMs. Fixedsys is better, being less common and simply more elite looking.

My friend used to use blue Comic Sans MS font on MSN, but when I started using black Fixedsys, he converted to blue Fixedsys.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

Rage Comic

Four (or more) paneled comics using simple stick figures, line drawn faces and heavy use of memes.

Dude, this thing that totally happens to everyone, I'm gonna make a rage comic outta it when I get home.

by kenzerawesome August 23, 2011

Coming home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn

To come home smelling like you have consumed large quantities of alcohol. Usually used in conjunction with the term "tie one on."

Pinheads!!! You goin out? Gonna tie one on? Come home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn.

by Petey Pablo January 31, 2005