Combusting Fantard

A retarded fan of the crappy website Combusting Herpes, but to a more extreme length, in which they try to convince people who hate the site to spend more than 5 seconds on it and claim that the site is funny and provides social commentary followed by calling that person out on their supposed stupidity even though they are the ones making complete assess out of themselves.

They often claim that the person they're insulting is butthurt when they're actually more butthurt then the person they are insulting.

Sometimes they are similar to Twitards in the way that they act.

"Combusting Herpes is teh shit."
"No it isn't."
"Waaaaaaaa, Nathan doesn't like Combusting Herpes! Waaaaaaa!"
"Yeeesh - what a Combusting Fantard."

by MM132 January 6, 2013

spontaneous combustion

Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.

Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

thinks it makes him cool. it doesn't.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
http://i3.tinypic.com/vyky9s.jpg

john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

by carole is cool August 29, 2008

Comfused

Meaning glued to the computer screen unable to escape. Com = computer: Fused = glued.

'Im so comfused right now.'
'Arent we all!!'

by SuperKamiGoku October 29, 2011

dazed and confused

1) a cool song by led zeppelin. idiots would normally say: "OMG THIS SONG IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" well, i have 8 ablums full of great zeppelin songs and can eaisly name 20 without mentioning stairway.

2) an awesome movie about the last day of skool in 1976. the movie was filmed in austin texas.

dazed and confused (the movie) is awesome! go buy it now!!!!

dazed and confused (the song) is awesome! go buy zeppelin 1 now!!!!

by peacefrog June 21, 2007

commus

A slightly longer and different way of describing the .com from a url.

Hey man, did you see the new work out at site dot commus?

by Rogie September 5, 2005

confused zebra

Someone who is half black and half white and thinks they are only black, forgetting about there other half.

Look at this confused zebra.

by water bottle. March 5, 2009