An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.
"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."
by tecdelver September 30, 2013

by Mister Kleen March 14, 2014

My jet-slagdom - 1/10th conscious, 9/10ths submerged in perm-coma; like an ice cube in a glass of whiskey.
by JollersStanley June 1, 2011

A spiritual coma is when yuou pray so powerfully that you fall in to a coma of spirit. SPIRITUAL COMAS ARE CONTAGIOUS!
by Dankboii January 28, 2018

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.
Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.
Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.
Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else
Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh
Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter
- Finn from Adventure Time
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else
Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh
Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter
- Finn from Adventure Time
by Lerua November 25, 2016

When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.
Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011

Dude 1- Hey bro I heard James’ in the hospital
Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP
Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP
by Pv isn’t normal June 7, 2018
