Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs is a decently sized town in Colorado that is about 80 miles south of Colorado's capital, Denver. There is absolutely nothing to do here, unless you're over 21, but still. There are movie theaters, and two stupid malls. Oh ya... Skate City. C-town (as we like to call it) is popular because it is right by Pikes Peak and Garden of the Gods is here. (Anyone up for hiking?) And Colorado's biggest Evangelical church is here, New Life Church. It is also home to millions of teenagers who have no lives, so they make one on myspace... because there's nothing to do in Colorado Springs. Oh, yes, and it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. And it is notorious for uber fast weather changes.

Teenage Visitor: It's fucking cold.
Colorado Spings native:If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes, it'll be different.
Teenage visitor: There's nothing to do here.
Colorado Springs native: OH, I know, let's go to Walgreens!
Becky: I wanna go back to Miami.

by Rachel Armijo December 22, 2005

robbie coltrane

The huge, lovable actor who plays Hagrid in the HP movies. Aaw, he's just so huge and cuddly, and when he has his Hagrid costume on, you just want to grab a huge toothbrush and start scrubbing him down. And give him a huge rubber ducky...

Robbie Coltrane is just so big, like a teddy bear. Don't you just wuv him?

by Sabrina aka Ronniekins328 May 31, 2006

the University of Colorado at Boulder

25,000 undergraduates. 5,000 graduates. Located in the city of Boulder, Colorado. Average GPA for freshmen in 2009 was 3.677: Average ACT ranged from 26 to 29 (and higher), excluding the Leeds School of Business and the College of Engineering and Applied Sciences, which tend to be higher. Considered a Public Ivy League; 11th Best Public University in the Nation. Students termed "Yuppie Hippies", or quoted as "peace sign on my dad's BMW". Not to be confused with CU Denver or Colorado Springs. Ranked as one the most Beautiful campuses in world; also one of the most expensive to attend..; Universal Tuscan-"Italian-ate" styled buildings. Smart students, who still enjoy a party. The Hill. Pearl Street. "Cali Kids". Division 1 Sports suck. Classes can be tedious. Skiing and snowboarding.

Where do you attend college? I attend the University of Colorado at Boulder.

by new-wave8756 November 14, 2009

Colorado River

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates in a woman's ass crack, and another woman licks it out.

I heard TJ's threesome ended with a Colorado River.

by Fartface Teaglewiener the Penis June 17, 2008

Contra

Kickass video game that wussies think is too hard, so they put in a thirty lives code.

by asereratrghfjyujytj May 14, 2003

colorado native

An arrogant self entitled doucher who will let you know at every opportunity they are "colorado native". Hates texans due to texans being their main competition in the running for gayest amount of state pride. Typically found driving a Subaru with a mountain bike rack on it.

Dude, I'm a colorado native, go back to Texas.

by Thedrewski February 21, 2014

Contract Killer

One who accepts money for "wetwork" or the assassination of others. A hitman. There are about 500 "gangsta" movies out there that unrealistically portray suppossed contract killers who go soft and become the good guys. Usually black ghetto homies are portrayed as the benevolent "gangstas", but everyone knows that the best of the best are usally professional white ex military/Italian mafiosos /Russian mafiosos who know what they're doing and don't pull up in front of their contract's house blaring rap music in a retarded looking "pimp-mobile" hummer H2 with lights on the bottom. Usually but not always in formal business attire. Weapon of choice is generally a silenced 9 millimeter pistol, but some of the better and more adacious (or crazy) bring out the heavy stuff, Colt Anacondas, .357s, assualt rifles, SAWs etc. The best have military connections for LAWs and RPGs, and other stuff that might be needed for the execution of their contract.

Those stupid Bloods down the street kept drawing unnecessary attention to the business matters we have been pursuing, so I had to hire a contract killer to appropriate everything below their leader's neck. I hope that now the stupid "hommie" bitches will conduct themselves with more discretion and temperance.

by Jack Death March 14, 2005