Colton

Uglass, greasy ass, dumb ass, stupid ass kid. Colton has NO fucking friends and has a super small dick

Person 1: Yo whaddup fam, what's your name"
A nigga named Colton: "Colton, wbu"
Person 1: "Bruh fuck outta my face"

by bruh112 May 27, 2018

colton

A kid who lives with 10 cats and plays video games all day

"uhhh it's colton"

by blue ass water June 11, 2019

colton

a person with a EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS

Oh shit that dude definitely is a colton

by lucasadamjj June 6, 2017

Colton

Dick....

Your a fucking dick Colton

by Iknoweverything July 31, 2017

Colton Tarver

Someone who doesn't deserve love but is still given it, tries his best for people he cares about but knows they'll leave him too.

person 1: hey who's that guy and why does he always look sad

person 2: oh that's just Colton Tarver

by PhantomGamer April 15, 2022

Colton

He is very unloved he can eat shit and he is veryyyyyy gay, and his dad doesn't love or want him.

Colton can lick my BALLS

by Lmre April 1, 2020

irish cologne

The smell on your body after a long night of drinking. Subsequently Guinness isn't the only beer that supplies this scent.

Will: I had many a pint last night and now I have the Irish cologne.
Mike: How is that bad?
Will: I don't want any teachers to smell it on me, but it does make me smell like an Irish mob lord.
Mike: Now I need some Irish cologne.

by Guinness O'Shaugnassey November 6, 2007