cola lace

Where a girl shits on her hand and rubs it all over her vagina thus making the pubic hairs matted with shit. Cola Lace.

Dudeee that girl was sick: she cola laced.

by Daniel Kendall February 4, 2014

Coca Cola older than Azerbaijan

Correct statement that upsets Azeris and Turks, a way of trolling and driving them mad.

Azeri: Armenia has no History 🤬
Armenian: Coca Cola older than Azerbaijan 🗿

by Kikiller February 29, 2024

Fizzy Cola Bottle

Someone takes a mouthful of sherbet and popping candy and proceeds to lick their partners butthole.

Sheila gave me a fizzy cola bottle last night. Sent shivers right through me.

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 9, 2020

Cappy Cola

It’s a rum and coke but specially made with captain Morgan and Coca Cola

Holy fuck bud I had way too many Cappy Colas last night my noggin feels like jfk in Texas.

by FerdaMike June 5, 2022

Noca-Cola

Not Coke.

An imitation soda. You might buy this at a gas station. Generally a Coke/Pepsi knock-off, but can be any non-brand name soda. Noca Cola is cheaper than real soda, but in this case you get what you pay for.

Likely to be served with Noreos.

Student Union Treasurer: We can't afford soda for everyone at the dance.
Student Union President: But we need soda!
Student Union VP: Let's just get Noca-Cola!

*AT THE DANCE*
Kid 1: This soda sucks!

Kid two: Duh, it’s Noca-Cola!

by A very very very funny person May 5, 2010

coca cola older than Azerbaijan

An Armenian meme with faulty logic that forgets about the Atabegs of Azerbaijan and Atropatene. According to the meme's logic, Turkish people and their ancestors never had a country until 1923, ergo, according to this logic, The Turks never did the Armenian genocide.

Narek: Honestly as an Armenian, this whole "coca cola older than Azerbaijan" shtick is just dumb.
Krikor: I agree, I mean take a look at Germany, there was never a country called Germany until the 1800s.
Narek: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ChampionAz May 2, 2025

Iacocca Cola

The carbonated beverage of choice for Chrysler owners, especially those who favor semi-vintage vehicles produced during Lee's period as "top dog", comprising the late 70's through the early 90's.

Good ol' L.I. is really gettin' up in years now... I wonder if they'll keep bottling the tasty Iacocca Cola after he finally passes (think, the "fighting nun" toy fitted with Margaret Thatcher's doll-head that came out after she got ousted as P.M.; they stopped making the dolls since Maggie was no longer politically-popular, and created the fighting nun toy merely to utilize the untold thousands of doll-heads that they'd made in her likeness).

by QuacksO August 25, 2017