Rocked their Cocks

When you do anything to show up or waste somebody else in anything.

Wow we just beat them 21 to nothing. We totally just Rocked their cocks.

by Aggy117 May 22, 2009

Captain-bag-o-cocks

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.

Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

cockosidal maniac

A woman who chops off peni.

*used in Shaun of the Dead*

Shaun: What about her? -points-
Ed: Her? She's a cockosidal maniac.

by vibrant heart January 15, 2006

cocksauce

A white person, because semen is white. Unless you have some urine in the urethra, then it's sort of yellowish.

Yo cocksauce, where my fuckin' money at?

by cocksauce May 13, 2005

Kalamazoo cockscrew

When a Woman creates gloves from steel wool and wears them while giving the male a hand job. Then urinates in his mouth.

Woah Betty, I gave Jim Bob a Kalamazoo Cockscrew, now his penis is raw

by K.J. Mills December 27, 2009

cockassity

Some dumb shit.

I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008