Sofa Cobra 

Like her male counterpart, the Poodle Faker, a Sofa Cobra is a seemingly sweet, malleable, concercerned, considerate and utterly loveable female who, beneath the saccharine veneer, is a conniving, avaricious, greedy, wicked little kick-starting cunt.

Erik thought he'd found the girl of his dreams, but after she cleaned out his bank account, he realized that she was a Sofa Cobra.

Myrna? She seems real sweet, but she's just a Sofa Cobra. Watch out or she'll eat you alive and use your guts for garters.

Sofa Cobra by Winter Morgan April 27, 2010

Viva La Cobra! 

The second album released by Cobra Starship. Many fan girls have decided to replace the Cobra in Viva La Cobra with their own name on their Myspace name. A fair few boys have done so also. Lead singer Gabe Saporta has also signed things with Viva La (insert fan's name here)!

'Viva La Cobra!? Well I'm changing it to Viva La Katie! *fangirl runs off to Myspace to change her screen name to Viva La Katie!*

Viva La Cobra! by LOOCHH July 1, 2009

milking the cobra 

The unaired episode of Animal Planet featuring a well hung man squeezing the white venom out of his pet pocket cobra. A term usually defining the process of stimulating a cobra's fangs to produce venom in the hope of deriving an anti-venum. Milking the cobra aside from reptiles and solo wanking can also be achieved with a partner preferably with the opposite sex, but to each their own.

Last night I blinded me Julie when she was milking the cobra. He was angry and spat in her eye. She is in guarded, but stable condition.

milking the cobra by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006

Gold Cobra 

Fecal matter.

I'm going to go lay down a gold cobra.

Gold Cobra by Lost Pilgrim June 23, 2011

Birth of the cobra

The act of a man folding his balls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman's roast beef sandwich. Whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. This spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra.

Last night was miraculous, I gave her the birth of the cobra. It was all sloppy, like a triple roast beef sandwich.

Birth of the cobra by MeatMachine August 12, 2008

African Spitting Cobra

When a girl gives u a blow job and then bites the tips when ur about to squirt so it builds up so u have a fan on the neck of ur cock like a spitting cobra.. and then u release!

Man that bitch gave me a African Spitting Cobra the other day, almost took my dick off too!

African Spitting Cobra by Shimmler May 13, 2003

Hooded Cobra 

an un-circumcised penis

"wow i never new you had a hooded cobra"

Hooded Cobra by youknow who January 8, 2008