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crusty cluster

the act of picking of an old bloody booger and inserting into your shaft while having a boner and then jizzing multiple times and the booger blocks the jizz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a boner and have anal sex and then as your a about to jizz remove the bloody old booger proceed to jizz with dried up semen
me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cluster
by eminem21 December 30, 2009
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triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.
Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.
by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004
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chatter boxxer cluster fucker

a chatter boxxer cluster fucker is just that! someone who just doesn't stop pressing the enter button on chat in social networking, and cluster fucker the whole situation. I am pretty good at this...on purpose...just to piss off friends for the hell of it. i am doing it too urban dictionary at the moment.....they can't keep up for shit!
i am the chatter boxxer cluster fucker of all chatter boxxer cluster fuckers!
by kwu2 March 9, 2011
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snap cluster

word used to describe a large number of girls/boys who "snap" or would be "snapers" when they talk to emphasize things they are saying.
that snap cluster gave me soo much attitude and i think they popped an ear drum.
by dr biggins July 9, 2006
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grill cluster

A piece of poop that joins a bunch of hairs together at your butt hole. See also klingon and dingleberry.
Removing that grill cluster from my ass was a painful experience.
by Ralph Crammedin June 11, 2006
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Fudge Cluster

The excrement stuck on your ass when you don't wipe well
"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"

"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."
by joe307 March 13, 2010
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Oakleaf Cluster

Oakleaf Cluster refers to a mans ball sack or nuts.

Genitalia
I love it when she holds my Oakleaf cluster when I toss a wad.
by TrialbyTested February 26, 2011
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