clusterwin

n.

1. A simultaneous confluence or chain of positive events.

2. A close coexistence of entities seen in a positive light within a larger entity.

I just had such a clusterwin; I found a great deal on the exact shoes I wanted, and then found a $20 bill on the ground as I left the store.

Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, Jeremy Renner, AND Samuel L. Jackson are all going to be in the new Avengers movie, with Joss Whedon directing and writing? That's going to be such a clusterwin...

by bjork73 October 10, 2010

clusterbourach

a bùrach (gaelic) = a mess
clusterbourach as printed in the paper = a richt fucking mess

this brexit is a right clusterbourach

by ecksmc December 14, 2018

Clusterfuckery

The process of Great Britain exiting the European Union, and becoming FUK (Former United Kingdom)

In an ongoing clusterfuckery, the MPs continued to debate several amendments to amend the existing amendments.

by Dagu33 March 26, 2019

cluster fuck

Military in origin, but often used in paramilitary organizations like cadets. Used to describe a situation that has gone horrendously wrong. Almost always involves a large group of people that are disorganized: where the leader has failed.
(Can often refer to a performance by a group of people; drill performance, play, skit that fails to entertain)

J: "OMG... that unit has the worst drill I've ever seen..."
K: "It's like a huge cluster fuck!"

by RedLead April 12, 2006

Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia - n. The fear of Santa.

hehe~♥ ♪♫He sees you when you're sleeping... He knows when you're awake...♪♫

*sleigh bells* omg! SANTA! RUN 4 UR LIVES! U DONT NEED TO TAKE THE CHILDREN; just GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what happens when you have Claustrophobia.

by Corrine. January 9, 2010

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

hell if i know but it cant be good

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!

by J_P June 20, 2004

closter

v.Clostered-to have a party that gets busted by the Fuzz

Dude, your party got clostered.

by Don Juan April 11, 2005