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White Trash Cocktail

The post coitus dessert treat which coats the penis, consisting of a thick slimey layer of pussy juices, semen and condom lubrication, which is licked off by the female partner in order to cleanse the male member or "finish him off."
"I fucked her and I had a white trash cocktail, so I made her lick it off."

"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."

"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."
by JimandJohn May 31, 2009
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swedish cocktail

prying someone's mouth open with a piece of wood and taking a shit in it. It's what the Swedes did to their enemies (whoever they were) during the 30 years war.
Would you like a Swedish cocktail?
No!
Open up!
by flamingo April 22, 2005
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molotav cocktail

All the fun you need in a bottle.
How to make
1)Get an old bottle and fill it halfway with flamable liquid
2)Soak an old rag in oil
3)Insert the rah into the bottle
4)light the end of the rag with a stylish lighter
5)Throw the bottle at a passing emo who looks sad
6)run like f**k and hope the police don't cacth you
Hey, there's an emo! Get the molotav cocktails brewing, Herb!
by Legend Boy July 20, 2006
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Cum cocktail

A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.
Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."
by Ariekanibalie June 24, 2009
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Mustang Cocktail

The act of throwing a full or partially filled drink at a mustang.
He gave the man a mustang cocktail as he drove by.
by Mustangh8er October 2, 2010
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Pussy Juice CockTail

When a woman ejaculates "squirts" into a martini glass and another participant in the vial act guzzles it down.
Dude last night Sarah totally seduced me and made me drink her pussy juice cocktail.
by Jeff Portnoy April 4, 2009
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pussy juice cocktail

After engaging in sex and loading up your partners pussy with cum, proceed to go down on her to clean her up.
Man, After cumming inside this chick I went down on her and had the best pussy juice cocktail.
by spidey519 July 6, 2008
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