The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.

"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project

by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010

Cleaner shrimping

Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.

You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!

by Choxy January 19, 2025

Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.

Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.

by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025

Homosexual Hall of Fame Plate Cleaner

It means your caseoh if he was sucking dick

“ That dude is a Homosexual Hall of Fame Plate Cleaner”

by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit

hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner

by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023