Chump

Gregs a chump.”
by Monkeybutt65 August 24, 2022
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Chump

Anyone with the name Derrick, Hector, Justin or James; and who is in prison, work release, or has been to either
Derrick is the king chump along with Hector. Leaders of the chumps.
by Wws863 September 20, 2019
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chump putty

a person chumpy enough to be too much like someone else. Also "a zip lock freezer bag of marinated chump putty"; which is a cluster fucking group comprised of someone willing to fake a likeness of some one else to get laid.
groupies, "Those chump putty's think they are going to get laid for frontin'"
by Brenna Urban April 17, 2007
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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 10, 2022
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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 10, 2022
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chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.
I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.
by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013
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Chump the 1st

Person who doesn't have slightest of awareness of one's surroundings. a Kermit.
Chump the 1st begins on the first of the new month, every month.
by Chump Nation August 11, 2023
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